I'm gonna Call My Mother Soon...
Hey, Mark, you know. I just want to tell you. I've never been like this before. So I don't think it's all me. I think you're kind of helping it along. And I'm gonna call my mother soon. And I know...
View ArticleI Don't Think It's All Me...
Hey, Mark, you know. I just want to tell you. I've never been like this before. So I don't think it's all me. I think you're kind of helping it along. And I'm gonna call my mother soon. And I know...
View ArticleMaking Me Go Out of My mind....
You know, you're making me go out of my mind. And I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I can't handle this like you can. I'm begging you as a human being to please call me back. Please call me back....
View ArticleI need to Hear from you...
Hi. Yes, I'm making yet another phone call. It's pretty hard to say things, you know, over the voicemail, when I don't have you on the other end. But, you want black and white. And this is pretty black...
View ArticleI'm Assuming you Don't Give a S%^! about me...
You know, I'm just pressed to even assume … I'm assuming you don't give a shit about me. And I'm assuming that since you're not taking my calls anymore and I hurt myself and you don't give a flying...
View ArticleI Just dont understand...
Well, you know. I just don't understand how you could be so mean, but I guess if you could be this mean right now, you'll be even worse if we were ever to be married. And it's a good thing I'm learning...
View ArticleTiger Woods In Trouble!!
Hey, its uh, its Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Ummm...Can you please, uhhh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone and uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take...
View ArticleBenny J Never Answers His Fucking Phone
Yo dude. Um, it's ****s. The time is about 7:50. Uh, I was just calling to see where you were, but uh... YOUR FUCKING PHONE NEVER PICKS UP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!...
View ArticleYou Look Sexy Voicemail - FAIL.
Hey honey just wanted to call you to let you know you looked real sexy today when I left for work, sleeping there with the dogs...anyway, I love you, I'll talk to ya, just, be thinkin about ya all day.
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